After our report of Prince William’s fun and frolics at the Bournemouth nightclub, Elements, the writing was obviously on the wall for him and Kate Middleton, and they announced their split today.
According to the BBC’s Nicholas Witchell (’that horrible man’), the move to racey Purbeck was the straw that broke the camel’s back: ’the Prince’s move to Bovington Camp in Dorset had a lot to do with the final stages of the break-up’.
Leading on from an earlier piece about the shooting of 15 goats by the National Trust after a failed grazing experiment, it has been reported that the 3 surviving goats are still very much alive and have so far evaded capture.
The National Trust is working with the Margaret Green Foundation Trust, a local animal sanctuary, to capture the goats and bring them to the safety of the sanctuary where they should live long and happy lives.
And finally, following a previous article about Ian McEwan’s new novel ’On Chesil Beach’, it has transpired that whilst researching for the book he purloined a few pebbles from the beach, thus committing a criminal offence and risking a £2000 fine.
We can all sleep easier at night knowing that the pebbles have now been safely returned - Mr McEwan was not present at their repatriation, but he sent some American friends and a film crew.